Chadwick Moore scorched the setting, so to speak, unleashing wicked words. The setting was tagged as ‘tasteless, frigid, antiseptic,’ and compared to a dentist’s office: a veritable gift for hilarious and brutal commentary on the internet.
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So what was Moore actually on about? An ugly… sterile place with two people awkwardly seated was the setting for his tweet. Vibes? Just like one of those corporate waiting areas unjustly designed by one who would muster anarchy against joy. Green was the chief color tone. The combination is also supposed to transport epic rickets of awkwardness, an assertion made by some of the responses.
There was one User named Sean Burke who tried to go a bit classy by saying, ‘It’s not exactly a cozy Victorian parlor, but it has a nice view, and you could probably relax, if the two creeps weren’t there.’ Ouch. That ‘if’ was doing a lot of work there.
Others were less charitable. Catherine Evermore said in simple terms, ‘Way too much green and it’s ugly.’ Meanwhile, Veronica Manders learned a new thing: ‘Now I know what the color drab looks like.’
What also became a show was all the commentary on the people in the photo. Considering the body language was so intense, these intervening comments almost seemed like an interrogation. Artisan Well exclaimed, ‘The body language is atrocious; both heads tilted away from each other. His leg crossed – closed – away from her.’
More comparisons ensued. McShine said the image reminded him of ‘two funeral directors I used to work with. Same energy.’ Sammie P escalated, saying, ‘It looks like they dressed themselves up as snakes.’
Some of the deeper views went darker. Joseph Blow declared, ‘The devil owns their souls,’ while Flaming Dragon hoped they’d ‘be behind bars one day soon.’
Contrary to that, MissLynneO thought Moore’s take was hilarious: ‘I forgot how fun you are. I just put you on all notifications!’
Hence, crazier theories bloomed from the tweet. BradBal67018830 asked, ‘WHO is SHE really and what foreign government does she work for??’ and Isaac Seliger jokingly added, ‘The babe is a sex robot and the dude a lizard person, right?’
Some replies tried to take the chat toward greener pastures. Ross Bertran said, ‘Give me a cottage by the lake,’ which honestly sounds way better than whatever was going on in that photo.
The entire thread deserves to be dubbed as a masterclass in roasting without mercy. Nothing was spared from censorship-cum-commentary: from the décor, the people, to even the vibes themselves. Remember the pants? ThinkingTramp hollered, ‘And fix your pant leg, Alex!!!’
The tweet ultimately proved one thing – whatever is bland and called out draws the internet(s) to come back with anything but bland. The replies ranged in wild imagination to brutal, occasionally even out of line-a perfect recipe for any successful Twitter thread.
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Whether one agreed with the take or not, there is one thing that is clear: That room certainly won’t go down as a winning candidate for design awards anytime soon. And those sitting down definitely have a future in body language instruction…or at the very least, some very, very good chairs.
